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  encouraging poem....NOT!

  by wings in

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  an email from a "loved one"....does anyone else get this kind of stuff?

  subject: when i woke up this morning (a poem) when i woke up this morning, i didn't groan or creak.

  as i reached out to the nightstand, my spectacles to seek.. i couldn't feel their framework; and much to my surprise,.

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  The Day after the big A.

  When I woke up this morning I opened up the front door and said WTF is that, a Lion on my front lawn?

  Oh no it's eating a lamb for breakfast!

  The J.Dubs were still going from door to door

  I asked is the New World?

  Oh Yes they replied but it will take another thousand years to reach perfection.And then the Devil will be set free again but not for long. We don't know how long because we are not good with figures.

  "A thousand years so soon already,what is the name of your god again?" Jehovah and Father came the reply.

  WTF some father some god I said.
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  encouraging poem....NOT!

  by wings in

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  2. friends

  an email from a "loved one"....does anyone else get this kind of stuff?

  subject: when i woke up this morning (a poem) when i woke up this morning, i didn't groan or creak.

  as i reached out to the nightstand, my spectacles to seek.. i couldn't feel their framework; and much to my surprise,.

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  Hi,

  What kind of "victory won" is it when niny nine percent of human inhabitants are victims of a slaughter by an overwhelming superior force of heaven sent slaughterhouse facists whose crackpot representitives on earth are known as the Jehovah's Witlesses'.

  I mean come on get real. It would hardly be a fair battle now would it?, not so much a battle more of an ethnic cleansing on a scale hitherto not performed by the wickedest group of humans on earth.

  So according to the numb nuts at the Brooklyn Book Bindery survivors of all this crap are going to hug each other and rejoice in the knowledge that Jesus and God have just performed the ultimate nut job since giving the devil freedom of choice ----- unbelievable .

  This just goes to show that every piece of information from the J.Dubs which explains the reality of God is about as useful as the question asked by a local from Pompeii when one day in 79 AD he said "for a day out do you fancy having a stroll up Vesuvius?
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  Please join us in a toast to freedom!

  by dedpoet in

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  i posted this thread last week.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/9/142937/1.ashx.

  about a friend of ours who had been informed by her elders that she .

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  Hi,

  Another escapee from the dungeon after being falsly imprisoned.

  Wow! Good news week.
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  Freddy F: Awwwww!

  by BizzyBee in

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  i guess his topic, "allow me to introduce myself" was deleted for rule #7, "impersonating.....".

  i, for one, am sorry because he was hilarious!

  too bad......

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  Hi Eclipse,

  You summed it up very well and I totally agree .Not only was it amusing it was educational as well.

  Rules can be bent in the name of free speech especially when it comes to righting the wrongs of the J.Dubs.If nobody else uses that name what harm can it do we all know the actual Freddy F. is dead.Surely we can tolerate a little artistic licence especially as it was good ammunition to fire at the enemy.

  By the way ,Are your eyes hurting anyone? No.

  Can I stop looking at them ? No

  Are they enthralling anyone? Yes.

  Are they keeping JWD hopping in a good way? Yes.

  I vote for your picture to stay.
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  Freddy F: Awwwww!

  by BizzyBee in

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  i guess his topic, "allow me to introduce myself" was deleted for rule #7, "impersonating.....".

  i, for one, am sorry because he was hilarious!

  too bad......

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  Hi deaconbluez,

  Which christmas party was that from? - hilarious.

  Freddy , if you are reading these posts you will see that there could be a problem about who you actually are and this might come under the heading schitzophrenia. It does look like it's too late for you to be yourself or anybody else because you are already somebody else. Are you following me so far?

  Maybe if you had a name like mine, Edmond Dantes a.k.a. Count of Monte Christo, you could have been a right Count or something similar

  Edmond.
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  Freddy F: Awwwww!

  by BizzyBee in

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  i guess his topic, "allow me to introduce myself" was deleted for rule #7, "impersonating.....".

  i, for one, am sorry because he was hilarious!

  too bad......

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  To Freddy Already,

  I am sure going to miss you,maybe if you could back come back under a psuedonym ,would that be within the rules? I enjoyed your reparte it was hilarious.

  How about coming back as the chief advisor and companion to Bro.Franz who went everywhere with him ; well nearly everywhere ,you would have to draw a line somewhere I suppose.

  You could call yourself Hanz Neaz with a sister at Bethel called Bumpsa Daisy.

  Well must go now, hope you are settled and reformed where ever you are in the cosmos. and stop causing trouble.

  Edmond,
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  Wow, what were we thinking???

  by Freddy Franz in

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  it's nice to be back among the living....but it got me thinking: i guess hindsight's 20/20, like they say.

  i can't believe that we printed so much complete crap in the watchtower publications.

  i take the blame for most of it, and yes, even the 1975 stuff.

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  Feddy,

  This is so exciting I haven't been this excited since I saw that picture of the Harlot in the Babylon book.But I notice you are communicating on two threads here and you are beginning to make my head spin still nothing changes .

  Do you get a change of socks in heaven as I did hear that you used to wander around Bethel wearing odd socks,do you still do that or are you o.k. now.

  Edmond.
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  Wow, what were we thinking???

  by Freddy Franz in

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  it's nice to be back among the living....but it got me thinking: i guess hindsight's 20/20, like they say.

  i can't believe that we printed so much complete crap in the watchtower publications.

  i take the blame for most of it, and yes, even the 1975 stuff.

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  Hi Freddie.

  Is Nathan Knorr up there with you and do you both still have rasping voices that bored me to sleep at Twickenham England all those years ago or has God made you perfect now? I fondly remember queing for your new release books all the way back to the huge donations' box and I was so disapointed with all the same words written in the publications which had just put me to sleep in the stadium.

  I also remember Nathan saying that some times someone comes along and thinks they know better than the Society . Freddie, will you tell him that that someone is now a great crowd of witnesses but not Jehovah's Witnesses.

  P.S. Loved those big kipper ties you all wore back then, very fifties.Tried to emulate you back then with those ties but they didn't go with my Beatles' hair style.

  Bye for now missing you already,

  Edmond.
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  OMG, this tops anything the Society have said yet - an exciting deliverance

  by truthseeker in

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  the november 1, 2007 watchtower had me laughing my ass off.. .

  these wt writers must be smoking somthing good.. .

  first study article, page 22 .

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  Charlie, as the brothers and sisters fondly called him at that time,strode forth into the dining hall and loudly proclaimed "as chief gaffer around here I would like to inform you all, that the eggs and bacon are not up to much today but don't concern youself as there are sprouts for supper."

  "Good morning all." he cheerfully said and speaking to a very young judge in waiting said "get out of my frigging chair I call the shots around here and make sure we get a regular supply of good coal it's cold enough to freeze the ancient worthies ." He proceeded to enlighten the gathering by prohecying that in five years time we shall be very much a part of the mighty world empire of false religion.

  Just as the entire gathering were about to pick up their knives and forks and tuck in.Kindly Bro. Russel then went on to say " there is a war coming ,no i'm not refering to the big A ,that will come around at various times just like the Brooklyn bus service.This war is over in Europe, well not over, over, as it's not started yet, but no sweat we won't be fighting as we do not believe in democracy ."

  He then concluded by saying, "as it is October , would everyone who intends to be here for the christmas dinner would they please give their names to the young Bro.Franz sitting over in the corner by himself.You can't miss him; he is there tearing pages out of the King James version.As a final note Bro. Franz has asked me to mentioned that coordinated socks please if you are buying christmas presents."

  After breakfast everyone agread that although the toast was black that day the spritual food dispensed was unmatched.
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  WHAT WOULD JWS DO IF BRITISH SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM COLLAPSED?

  by badboy in

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  any takers?

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  Hi Badboy,

  You have made a good point .This would apply to all those JW's who have spent all their lives condemming " this system of things" and have not provided means of support for themselves and now find themselves surprise, surprise ,with out the New World to shelter them.So who are all those JW's going to call ,Social Security of course. They will assist them into a Jah Jirah home by paying their costs.

  The money provided by the state has obviously come from the hard working tax payer so the very people they have condemmed to death and destruction are now supporting them.There's irony for you.

  It's a good a thing that everybody in the country hasn't been a Witless or where would we all be now? It's a good thing too that if we were all Witlesses and we all needed a blood transfusion we would all be dead, the country would be empty. Bringing the argument to it's ultimate conclusion illustrates the futility of their barmy reasoning

  Obviously there are many, many people in the U.K. who need support at times also in their old age but at least they haven't gone around telling the rest of us that we are doomed.

  Edmond.